Hello, hi.
Vince Caramel himself here.
Welcome to my website www.vincecaramel.com.
Now and then I'll share something with you.
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Hello, hi, to one of my oldest friends, December.
A photo of a cormorant.
A photo of a grey heron.
I have unearthed the greatest consecutive four years in the history of music.
2000 AD, 2001 AD, 2002 AD, 2003 AD.
What have you unearthed recently? A backbone I hope, loser. 😊
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*They're both the same email. It's a one-stop shop bebe.
A disappointing start to the day for some.
Everything
Everything
Everything
Everything
In its right place
In its right place
In its right place
In its right place
Yesterday I woke up sucking on my mum
Yesterday I woke up sucking on my mum
Yesterday I woke up sucking on my mum
Yesterday I woke up sucking on my mum
Well well well.
Turns out I misheard the lyrics.
You live.
You laugh.
You love.
And you learn.
Try replacing "a lemon" with "on my mum" in your everyday life and no-one will even notice the difference.
I thought of a highly amusing example, not sure if I should share it or not.
I prefer mum over lemon, lyrically speaking.
(Juice)
So precious and also small.
Fingernails.
I was just thinking about fingernails.
Perhaps you take yours for granted, I most certainly don't. Some people have really short fingernails don't they. Not just short, but the kind where it's like their fingers are finger shaped clay and their nails have been pushed in a smidgen too far by a heavy handed amateur with other things on their mind. They make me feel slightly uneasy (the nails). I certainly beholden no grudge against their owner for this reason though. I guess I'm a better man than most in that sense.
I currently have 38 tabs open in my web browser. Feels like I have bloody bloomin' 39 tabs open in my bwain.
Ate(?) some mushroom soup earlier.
Did the Wordle earlier.
Here's the Wordle from earlier, not the mushroom soup.
I put the glove on.
I felt the body of god.
I put the glove back and walked home with my shopping.
"Sometimes the hardest thing to do, is doing nothing at all."
Those words had never been put together in that order until I thought of them in that order a few minutes ago.
I love her. I love how much Limmy loves her. Just look at that face (his).
Hovis Farmhouse Soft White.
I have some home truths for you.
You have let me down.
Every single slice has let me down.
I've told my peers.
They (my peers) are all laughing and saying things like "god Hovis are idiots" and "MIND THE GAP".
That kind of thing.
Improve your ways, or else.
*Referencing the bread chasm that ran through the entire loaf
**No I'm not sure why SpongeBob (SP) is looming over the bread either
The beauty of the internet.
Halloween.
Actual art by @Sunderguilt
Vince Caramel's geese cheaply 'photoshopped' onto the geezers arm by Vince Caramel
Observing the winged wildlife along the river (my river) is one of the few things that allows my brain to relax, momentarily.
Always important to get evidence of such occasions. I have opted for photographical.
Riga.
Had a discussion about music today with a young young colleague. I mentioned that I'd been listening to Angel Olsen's cover of Eyes Without A Face quite a bit recently. Would you believe it, it was only his favourite bloody song (the Billy Idol original version of the Angel Olsen cover that I had been listening to quite a bit recently). What a magical moment for me to experience, and for you to read about on the internet.
I also asked him if he would prefer dog paws as hands, or his own hands as hands. He had a good think about it ...before eventually opting for his own ...hands.
Limmy is on his holibobs for two weeks.
LOK
I really like this game.
It's simple.
But it's also not simple.
It makes you think.
By you I mean me, or you.
Bye.
17/11/2025 update:
This game is a fucking piece of trash (I am stuck on a particular level and I'm lashing out 😊 Allow me to lash, thank you.)
LNHQG
Keir Starmer sleeps in his socks
And lounges in his Stone Island fleece
But even Keir Starmer
Cannot stop
The late night high quality geese
Was just looking at photos, sometimes it happens.
This is one of my faves. The original gentle gentlemen. Cartman esquire.
(pictured, right).
Ty Segall related fingz.
Mostly Fanny to be fair. 🐕
Still awaiting a response to the 'DM' I sent him. Any day now.
Ha (laughing).
Turned into a Letterboxd twat for a bit. Managed to sync my Letterboxd watchlist to Stremio (my highly legal streaming application of choice). Me thinks something has gone an itsy bit awry with the synopsis. I haven't seen Over The Garden Wall, but that's certainly not the vibe I get. I suppose it's a case of TWT isn't it? ...time will tell.
"You spiteful witch".
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